Pasta Party in the Streets

Well, the time has come to explain the Parisian facts of life. Here's the final blow in the culture war (that was vaguely referenced in my middleschool French class) between Italy and France: massively successful pasta to go with choice of sauces and such in classic Chinese-food containers painted to look like a wholesome meal.
The interior decor must have been the second masterpiece of the design firm who singlehandedly ushered in the appeal of Maoz Vegetarian.
Welcome to a delicious, cheap trap, tourists of America.
Based on my minimum requirement of a standard 4,000+ calories / day, this carbohydrate adventure was worth exploring.
Some have vegan options.
That is all I'll say on the matter.